Sunday, June 6, 2010

Finally, I Can Get No Dirtier!

Yes, yes, yes. I am well, and this will no doubt be one of the shortest blogs I write, so pepani. Pepani Kwambiri.

Just a couple of updates. First, I am well, as I've already said. Its cold here. But that's ok. Second, I pooped on myself for the first time. It was actually a wipe that caused the ruccuss, but the outcome was the same. And I did not change the pants (I'm actually still wearing them, I know, seriously Kris) afterwards.

Be proud. Poop has no power over this man. And I'm going to buy rabbits next month to use their poop for my plants! Yippie!!!! You know, sometimes everything comes up Ludvigson, even if you do start your day by crapping on your leg.

Peace,

Mr. Staff Infection